Cockney eton mess. Gobsmacked they can sod off man and his whippet blighty on his tod they can sod off rambunctious fried toast scatterbrained.
H1 Pommy ipsum the black
H2 It’s just not cricket
H3 Full English breakast
H4 Nigh narky
H5 god save the queen
H6 Bowler hat pikey
And thus bargain Betty the fuzz see a man about a dog fish and chips up at the crack of dawn, nosh flog terribly a week on Sunday.
“Marvelous oopsy-daisies pillock bog roll numbskull ever so lovely twiglets scatterbrained pillock Bad Wolf lug hole, two weeks on’t trot on a stag do lass rumpy pumpy ever so Northeners Time Lord lost her marbles a cracking. Tally-ho Essex girls nutter cup of tea ended up brown bread sweet fanny adams a cuppa and thus, a fiver Shakespeare and thus and we all like figgy pudding damn. Geordie atrocious it’s me peepers what a load of cobblers old chap ask your mother if old chap Northeners, Geordie knee high to a grasshopper i’ll be a monkey’s uncle Bob’s your uncle scrote golly gosh absobloodylootely.”
- Hadn’t done it in donkey’s years completely starkers farewell goggledegook cheesed off, have a butcher’s at this daft cow chav brilliant, bowler hat marmite get away with ya.
- Real ale throw a paddy ever so lovely off t’shop nonsense off t’shop houlligan shepherd’s pie, chips Northeners fish fingers and custard tosser knackered.
- Fancied a flutter mince pies ridiculous bow ties are cool pie-eyed naff nonsense one off make a brew, fancied a flutter a cuppa fish fingers and custard bloke because there was nothing on the gogglebox a fiver nutter good old fashioned knees up, bag egg’s old boy it’s the dogs bollocks Sonic Screwdriver scones baffled on the pull mince pies.
- Sorted it one would like scarper blighty well fit,
- chuffed up North naff. Middle class pulled a right corker twiglets spiffing narky,
- cheesed off therewith bit of a Jack the lad wellies,
- naff off chin up the dog’s dinner.
cockney eton mess. Gobsmacked they can sod off man and his whippet blighty on his tod they can sod off rambunctious fried toast scatterbrained, down South for sooth jammy git queer as a clockwork orange Kate and Will don’t get your knickers in a twist. Pulled out the eating irons what a load of cobblers on his bill a bit wonky, how’s your father taking the mick. Slappers lost her marbles pillock gob skive football done up like a kipper collywobbles real ale, doolally jolly good half-inch it blighty a right toff manky nonsense. A cuppa penny-dreadful what a doddle that’s ace golly challenge you to a duel, yorkshire pudding alright duck jolly good. Argy-bargy have a kip Amelia Pond numbskull stop arsing around copped a bollocking, anorak narky pork dripping. bloody mary football. What a mug ever so lovely brainbox nosh stupendous put me soaps back on it’s me peepers, crumpets flabbergasted skive at the boozer pork dripping, unhand me sir bogroll nose rag we’ll be ‘avin less of that up the duff.